Holy Snap.

So in Portland one day the weather was like,

"Hey, we need to kick it up a nock! I got an idea, I'll dump two and half inches of PURE HELL ON PORTLAND!"

Not really, but in my mind the weather was totally thinking that.

On Sunday the 13th, we got a butt load of snow. And for me, snow is fun for about a day. All good. Well the next day, Monday, school was cancelled. YIPEE! I relax on Monday and take it easy.

Well, then Tuesday comes around, no school.

Wenesday? No school (plus my birthday!)

Thurday? No school.

I think Im going slightly crazy.

So right now, its looking like I get an extra week of winter break.

Pretty tight mannn.

I lied.

Im a Debbie Downer to the max. The Birthday blog I posted was me being really mad and super emo in a weird way. So I apologize for that, because I just re-read it and I was like "Wow.. you're weird." So, SORRY SORRY SORRY! People have it way worst than me and I had no room to talk!

Any who, my birthday is not going to suck.. hopefully. My parents decided to combine my birthday and Christmas present to form a.. BIRTHMAS PRESENT! And my Birthmas present is this lovely Canon camera:

Name? Callie-Yak

Megapixels? 10.1 foo.

What kind of Canon? EOS Rebel XS

Excited? I've been peeing my pants since my dad ordered it

Things are good. The school days are going super fast and I get out for Christmas on the 19th for two weeks!

Yipee!

Gotta love the witty.

I was browsing through one of my favorite old websites I rediscover, FredFlare.com, and I found thee most amazing mug. The design is amazing and cleaver in every way. Kudos to the designer.

    

 

birthday crap.

On the 17th of THIS lovely December, I will be 17. And.. Im not so tickled me pink about this. Every year I ask for something for my birthday and every year I get random shit from my parent I end up giving back. I feel terrible about this. And it makes my feel like a bad daughter. So I decided this year (and maybe every year) to ask for nothing. Not a card or a cake. My sister is forcing me to go to dinner. But knowing my parent, their going fuck it up some how. Their really good at not listening to me.

I see the girls on Super Sweet Sixteen ask for everything under the sun. A brand new car, pricey dresses, thousand dollar parties, helicopter rides and stupid material things. And on my 16th birthday, I didn't get one thing I want. I sound like a complete brat, but my parents never listen. My mom got me a video camera, returned it because it didn't work with my computer. A ugly pillow for my bed from Fred Meyer's. And other stuff I can't even remember. My birthday's suck. End of story.

Carly through the looking glass.

So last night I had a crazy dream. It was like a frickin' acid trip, but the strange thing was.. everything made sense and was in like a metaphor, probably not but it seem like it. Now instead of me rambling on about how crazy it was, I'll tell you the dream from my point of view. 

The dream started out a little fuzzy, but my dream was form around Alice in Wonderland. So there I was, with the rabbit and a boy named Peter (Peter Pan perhaps?) falling down the rabbit's hole. The rabbit pulls a cord and the bottom opens up, 

like a trap door. The door was dark green and was marked with a 'K' and following trap doors with other letters such as 'R' and 'S'. We floated down pass the trap doors into the start of a white shiny tunnel slide. I was the first to drop in the slide. The slide had turns and other paths and I got separated from the rabbit and Peter. The slide was beautiful, like stained glass sugar candy. Then I started to slow down on the slide and see the opening 

"Peter?" I called out in a British way for some reason. I do have a friend Peter who I do say his name in a British way, so that could be it.. but anyways..

I see people speeding by the opening of the slide. I slowly move forward and see a group of people roller skating. Normal right? No! I see my friend Emily standing there staring at me then back at another person. I look over, and I see me. With my hair down in a ugly grey sweater, with a discussed look on my face. I point at myself in awe "Your.. your me!" I struggled out of the slide and walked over to 'myself'. The other me turns around and faces a kid at my school I really don't think highly of. He takes Carly number two by the chin and kisses the other me! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? My eyes widen and I find my way out of roller rink.

I find myself, the real me not the other crazy Carly kissing rude boys, wondering around in an amusement park. Rides based off the book, Alice in Wonderland, but the people I know and my friends we're them self. Everyone was the opposite of their personalities. And the people I knew and loved, didn't even know who I was. I was in a parallel universe of awesome proportion. A sweet girl I babysit who's practically my little sister, was this tough chick with a serious attitude. 

"Emily!" I said smiling as I walked up to her

"I'm pregnant.." she growled at me

I stepped back, confused and discussed. She's in the fourth grade, I've know her since she was born! How could this be? I shook my head and wonder around trying to find some 'normal' people.

"Woah, woah, woah.. Carly?!" said a boy who caught me by my shoulders as I walked by a ride. A senior from my school, who I don't know by name since I met him at the blood drive and never asked his name.

"You know me?" I asked wondering if he knew me or the other me. 

He was working at this crazy park and he seemed normal. I felt like I wasn't going crazy and a huge weight was lifted. He explained to me that was going on. Everyone had another person who looked like them, but were nothing like them. Living in another world, and I happen to land in their favorite hang out. 

"How do I get back home?" I asked scared the answer wouldn't get me back home. He chuckled and pointed at the brightly colored bumper cars. I turned and watched the children crash into each other with laugher. 

"Thats the only way home.." he said as I turn back around to face him.

"Slam into wall in one of those cars, and your home free.."

I never got to used the bumper cars to get home. Because the craziest of my dream scared me and woke me up. I love my dreams, and this one has to be one with the craziest plot lines.

Hawaii took my best friend.

Miss. Kate Alexis, my best friend of two years is in Hawaii for a week. Separated by one huge ocean. I miss her. I shall miss her some more. Then, miss her again. She's 1/3 of the original D. Crew (Dizznay Crew, youtube it!) We go threw the same things all the time. She's basically going to be famous with me. Katie and I always talk about buying a loft in downtown Portland. Fill it with Urban Outfitters everything and be awesome. We're helping each other to get to where we want to be when were older. And it will happen soon. I love you superkc03!

iRip off!

Lets get a few things straight. My name is Carly. I am a youtube. I've been a youtuber since March of 07'. And then out of no where, a show comes out called iCarly about a girl who has an internet web show. Lives in Seattle (uber close to Portland) and has a best friend named Sam.  I too have a good  friend named Sam. Since when was it cool to steal some ones life NICKELODEON!?  Not cool.. not cool.

College kills.

Im a Junior. And yet Im already stressing my butt off about college. I know what I want to be, and I know what I want to study. Finding the school to help me get there.. is hard. My dream school, PNCA. Cost $20,000 a year. Thats twice as much as my sister's college. My parents gave a flat out no. Unless of course I get a full ride scholarship, which just seems impossible to me. But hey, I'll give it a shot. And I have another thing to put in consideration. Location. I love Portland. Its the only city I've really grown up in. And to move away to some other place makes me depress to even think of. High school is moving too fast for me..